October 2012
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Hello.
Tumbly wumble. 
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August 2012
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Man, I haven't lived up to my title on here...
Alright folks. Here’s a philosophical notion.  I had a chat with someone who told me that in life we’re supposed to “create ourselves” whereas I argued that we need to “find ourselves in the world.” the argument went as such. Mind you I’m paraphrasing because I don’t save every last word I ever say. Her: “Well clearly we need to make...
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May 2012
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WatchWatch
taki-di: triggerhappyfemale: spazztastikim: nicktoongrl: lesleaf: redemptiondot: airinn: iceclimbers: tyrannicalbanks: pre10tious: favorite video ever i just fucking shit myself GFJDFHGSDFJKLGHDFJKLG reblog if you cry everytime OUISADHoiaHOIHIOE wHAT i did not see that coming I died… I really did Saddest video ever. :’c HOLY. SHIT. JUST. WUT.
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I could write a damn book...
Pat: I wish I could still tweet about my poop.  But no, stupid ppl are like tmi and eww. Matt: Bah. Tweet away. Pat: No, it just smells like Spam. I’m a Spam fairy. You best believe it. Now I ruined Spam. Not that it’s good for you or anything. Matt: Stop smelling your poop. These are the messages I get… Sometimes I debate not picking up the phone. 
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April 2012
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December 2011
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What happens when your old roommate writes a...
Matt: who else knows of this fanfic? is this only coming out one installment a month?
Pat: "REDACTED."
Matt: Tanhauser's gate? reference to something?
Pat: no. not star gate. not star trek. or anything to do with the stars.
Matt: or am I the bonsai tree guy?
Pat: which one are you?
ONLY THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL TELL
or not
WHO KNOWS
Matt: THESE ARE DETAILS YOU NEED
Pat: LATER ON
because you see
shawn doesn't know
which means
the reader doesn't know
because one week has lapsed since the other two saw each other
we dont even know that they met!
it is just implied that they live together
IMPLIED
whoop de zoot za zee
couldn't there be another matt and pat duo?
Matt: WHAT A TWIST
but then why is shawn there?
Pat: see what i did
ANOTHER TWIST
CLIFF HANGER
LOOK AT ALL THE CLIFFS
LOOK AT ALL THEM HANGERS
Matt: LOOK AT ALL THE CLIFFS I'M HANGING
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November 2011
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'CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER~
Click here if you’re bored!
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consultingleviathan started following you
THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER TAKE PAT SERIOUSLY.  EVER.  legendorga:
Nov 26th
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WKRP in Cincinnati
Me: I'm watching WKRP in Cincinnati. I forgot how dashing Gary Sandy was in his younger years. Also,
Me: Richard Sanders was a hipster before it was cool to be a hipster.
Tracy: Omg
Tracy: That is
Tracy: the ULTIMATE hipster.
Me: I KNOW!
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I just don’t understand Nicki Minaj… 
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ListenSo I completely missed the fact that this was...
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If you went outside and Obama was stealing your...
You wouldn’t say “Hey! Someone stopped that mixed guy!“ 
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
bartonhollow: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor. Or perhaps an alien fetus.  BUT WE CAN’T BE SURE.
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Listenstrangah: nintendonut1: yaoitier: sollux: ...
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